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Food Writing

I would rather write about food than cook food and that’s where The Takeout allows me to shine.

The Takeout

What To Do If You’re Choking And Alone (this one went viral!)

Choking is the fourth leading cause of accidental death, so what do you do when it happens to you? How to prevent choking and how to help yourself when it happens.

What Would Humans Taste Like (we thought this might go viral, but it didn’t)

A man on reddit talked about eating his own foot, but why? What brings humans to eat other humans and what do humans taste like?

Why Workplace Lunches Got So Sad

We love to talk about how we ate a sad salad at our desks for lunch, it implies we’re productive and busy. When did lunches get so damn sad, though?

Spend A Day Making Beauty Treatments You Can Eat

I love a dual purpose item. Give me a reversable bra, a futon, and a food that is also a beauty product and I’m a happy camper.

Remembering some of the Super Bowl’s best food and beverage ads

The Super Bowl is not only for eating food and drinking beer, it’s for watching ads about eating food and drinking beer.

It’s hot. It’s spicy. It’s my food writing. All of the heart and none of the burn.

The Takeout

What To Do If You’re Choking And Alone (this one went viral!) — Choking is the fourth leading cause of accidental death, so what do you do when it happens to you? How to prevent choking and how to help yourself when it happens.

What Would Humans Taste Like (we thought this might go viral, but it didn’t) — A man on reddit talked about eating his own foot, but why? What brings humans to eat other humans and what do humans taste like?

Why Workplace Lunches Got So Sad — We love to talk about how we ate a sad salad at our desks for lunch, it implies we’re productive and busy. When did lunches get so damn sad, though?

Spend A Day Making Beauty Treatments You Can Eat — I love a dual purpose item. Give me a reversable bra, a futon, and a food that is also a beauty product and I’m a happy camper.

Remembering some of the Super Bowl’s best food and beverage adsThe Super Bowl is not only for eating food and drinking beer, it’s for watching ads about eating food and drinking beer.