9 Objects That Women Are Not

Published in The Whiskey Journal by Calle Hack at January 26, 2016

Women can be a lot of things: mother, daughter, sister, wife, lover, friend, companion, army person or CEO. But we were surprised to find so many objects out there are not women. Here are a few:

Look at this object found in a kitchen. It’s not called a woman!

You may call this dollface, but you can never say it’s a woman!

Check out the curves on this, I was almost fooled.  Not a lady!

This may be called a mother, but it’s no woman.

This is a sex object which is also not a female human!

“I object!” is something said in court, but is it something women exclaim? No. Verdict: Not a woman

I was confused for a second, but then I was all nahh, that’s not a woman.

You can go down on this, but it’s not a woman!

This gets touched a lot in the office place, but sure is not a woman!

Calle Hack is a beautiful flower trapped inside a meat suit.